Soeben erreichte uns (die Redaktion) folgende Übersetzung des bereits aufgeführten Berichts in englischer Sprache, da sich Herr Schwarzenegger auch vor seinen amerikanischen Untertanen outen möchte:
Servus sportsfriends,
I'd like to comment several things which were said about me on this very serious page. First I want to admit, that I'm (in some way) a direct son of the affapölli family. And yes, it is correct that I ate shitloads of steroids, did a surgery to put my ears closer to my head and that I'm a legatsenic. I just couldn't be with my monkeyheadly look during my active time as a bodybuilder, the pressure of the society produced through the media but also the society is even for a stupid thickhead like me visible. This pursuit to beautyness is not takeable. I wish death to this medial witch-chasing which is made against the monkeyheads and i want to encourage all withliveners, to use your fists against all media stations (like FOX) to knock them down, for example with readersletters.
Also is it reasonless to deny that I meet other monkeyheads of the underholdings-business, with them Cicolas Nage, Jichael Mackson, Din Viesel and Com Truise*. I hope I could build clearness with my statement. In case of a rightwritemistake is my secretary Barbara to blame, she is in the coffebrake. So, now I have to shake hands with the burn-victims.
Hoping for your understanding
Nöldi "the monkeyhead" Blackcorner
*frames known to the nedaction
Suchen Sie geistiges Hundefutter und/oder analen Denksport? Dann sind hier an der richtigen Adresse! Phil Spass wünschen die Pöllis!
Montag, 5. November 2007
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